Monday, January 31, 2011

Do You Need An Increment This Year?


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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
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             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Friday, January 28, 2011

... So Sweet Rabbit Photos


 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

FOREIGN ENGLISH FUNNY INTERPRETED DINESH VORA


 

 


 

IT'S YOUR WORLD

FOREIGN ENGLISH FUNNY INTERPRETED
DINESH VORA

[1]  IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
 
[2]  Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
 
[3] Doctor's Office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
 
[4] Dry Cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
 
[5] In a Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
 
[6] On the main road to Mombasa , leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
 
[7] On a Poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
 
[8] In a City Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
 
[9] In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
 
[10] Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
 
[11] On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
 
[12] In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
 
[13] Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
[14] Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
[15] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
 
[16] A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
[17] Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
[18] Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
 
[19] Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)
 
[20] A Laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
 
[21] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…

FOREIGN ENGLISH FUNNY INTERPRETED
DINESH VORA

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I am Not the Best, but I am not like the Rest    


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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                       Heart Break Kid
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Global Windows Shortcuts


 


Mastering the keyboard will not only increase your navigation speed but it can also help with wrist fatigue. Here are some lesser known Windows shortcuts to help you become a keyboard ninja.


Global Windows Shortcuts


Win+1, 2, 3, 4, etc. will launch each program in your taskbar. It is helpful then to keep your most used programs at the beginning of your task bar so you can open them one right after another. This also works in Windows Vista for the quick launch icons.

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Win+Alt+1, 2, 3, etc. will open the jump list for each program in the taskbar. You can then use your arrows to select which jump list option you want to open.

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Win+T will cycle through taskbar programs. This is similar to just hovering over the item with your mouse but you can launch the program with Space or Enter.

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Win+Home minimizes all programs except current the window. 


Win+B selects the system tray which isnt always useful but can come in very handy if your mouse stops working.

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Win+Up/Down maximizes and restores down the current window so long as that window has the option to be maximized. It is exactly the same as clicking on the middle button on your windows.


Alt+Esc is like Alt+Tab but switches windows in the order they were opened and does not have the fancy window preview overlay.


Win+Pause/Break will open your system properties window. This can be helpful if you need to see the name of a computer or simple system statistics.

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Ctrl+Esc can be used to open the start menu but will not work as a Windows key replacement for other shortcuts.


Ctrl+Shift+Esc will open the task manager without needing to hit Ctrl+Alt+Del first.

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Alt+Space will open the window system menu which can be used to maximize (x), minimize (n), close (c), or move (m) the window which can be especially helpful if your window is somehow off-screen. This shortcut can also be helpful with windows that dont close with the Alt+F4 shortcut such as the command window.

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Windows Explorer Shortcuts


Here are handy shortcuts built into Windows Explorer which may have similar features in other programs too.


Alt+Up will navigate up one folder level since the up arrow on the menu bar was removed in Windows Vista. 


Shift+F10 opens the contextual or �right click� menu for a file/folder. This can be very handy for speed especially if you know which option you want to select. Look for an underlined letter in each option to know which letter you can press for faster access.

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Shift+Del deletes a file without sending it to the recycle bin because who wants to empty their recycle bin anyway?


Ctrl+Shift+N creates a new folder in your current directory.


Alt+Enter opens the file properties so you can view file size, sharing settings, and creation date.

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F2 renames a file or folder.


F3 will open explorer and select the search bar. If you already have an explorer window open it will highlight the search bar. In some programs it will also open the search dialog to search within that program.

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F6 cycles objects in the current window. In explorer this will cycle between the location bar, options bar, left pane, and right pane. It also works with varying success in other programs.


F10 toggles the file menu in explorer.

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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                       Heart Break Kid
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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      ¯¯""/(""¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯""/(""¯ ¯""/(""¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯""/(""¯
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The 101 Most Useful Websites !!!!



 



ACTION Speaks LOUDER Than WORDS



The list primarily highlights the lesser-known or undiscovered websites and misses out all-time favorites like Google Docs, Wikipedia or IMDB that most of us are already aware of.

The sites mentioned below, well most of them, solve at least one problem really well and they all have simple web addresses (URLs) that you can easily learn by heart thus saving you a trip to Google.


01. screenr.com – record movies of your desktop and send them straight to YouTube.
02. bounceapp.com – for capturing full length screenshots of web pages.
03. goo.gl – shorten long URLs and convert URLs into QR codes.
04. untiny.me – find the original URLs that's hiding behind a short URLs.
05. localti.me – know more than just the local time of a city
06. copypastecharacter.com – copy special characters that aren't on your keyboard.
07. topsy.com – a better search engine for twitter.
08. fb.me/AppStore – search iOS app without launching iTunes.
09. iconfinder.com – the best place to find icons of all sizes.
10. office.com – download templates, clipart and images for your Office documents.
11. woorank.com – everything you wanted to know about a website.
12. virustotal.com – scan any suspicious file or email attachment for viruses.
13. wolframalpha.com – gets answers directly without searching  – see more wolfram tips.
14. printwhatyoulike.com – print web pages without the clutter.
15. joliprint.com – reformats news articles and blog content as a newspaper.
16. isnsfw.com – when you wish to share a NSFW page but with a warning.
17. e.ggtimer.com – a simple online timer for your daily needs.
18. coralcdn.org – if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN.
19. random.org – pick random numbers, flip coins, and more.
20. mywot.com – check the trust level of any website – example.
21. viewer.zoho.com – Preview PDFs and Presentations directly in the browser.
22. tubemogul.com – simultaneously upload videos to YouTube and other video sites.
23. truveo.com – the best place for searching web videos.
24. scr.im – share you email address online without worrying about spam.
25. spypig.com – now get read receipts for your email.
26. sizeasy.com – visualize and compare the size of any product.
27. whatfontis.com – quickly determine the font name from an image.
28. fontsquirrel.com – a good collection of fonts – free for personal and commercial use.
29. regex.info – find data hidden in your photographs – see more EXIF tools.
30. tineye.com – this is like an online version of Google Googles.
31. iwantmyname.com – helps you search domains across all TLDs.
32. tabbloid.com – your favorite blogs delivered as PDFs.
33. join.me – share you screen with anyone over the web.
34. onlineocr.net – recognize text from scanned PDFs and images – see other OCR tools.
35. flightstats.com – Track flight status at airports worldwide.
36. wetransfer.com – for sharing really big files online.
37. pastebin.com – a temporary online clipboard for your text and code snippets.
38. polishmywriting.com – check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.
39. awesomehighlighter.com – easily highlight the important parts of a web page.
40. typewith.me – work on the same document with multiple people.
41. whichdateworks.com – planning an event? find a date that works for all.
42. everytimezone.com – a less confusing view of the world time zones.
43. warrick.cs.odu.edu – you'll need this when your bookmarked web pages are deleted.
44. gtmetrix.com – the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online.
45. imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place.
46. translate.google.com – translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents.
47. youtube.com/leanback – enjoy a never ending stream of YouTube videos in full-screen.
48. similarsites.com – discover new sites that are similar to what you like already.
49. wordle.net – quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds.
50. bubbl.us – create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser.
51. kuler.adobe.com – get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs.
52. followupthen.com – setup quick reminders via email itself.
53. lmgtfy.com – when your friends are too lazy to use Google on their own.
54. tempalias.com – generate temporary email aliases, better than disposable email.
55. pdfescape.com – lets you can quickly edit PDFs in the browser itself.
56. faxzero.com – send an online fax for free – see more fax services.
57. feedmyinbox.com – get RSS feeds as an email newsletter.
58. isendr.com – transfer files without uploading to a server.
59. tinychat.com – setup a private chat room in micro-seconds.
60. privnote.com – create text notes that will self-destruct after being read.
61. flightaware.com – live flight tracking service for airports worldwide.
62. boxoh.com – track the status of any shipment on Google Maps – alternative.
63. chipin.com – when you need to raise funds online for an event or a cause.
64. downforeveryoneorjustme.com – find if your favorite website is offline or not?
65. example.com – this website can be used as an example in documentation.
66. whoishostingthis.com – find the web host of any website.
67. google.com/history – found something on Google but can't remember it now?
68. errorlevelanalysis.com – find whether a photo is real or a photoshopped one.
69. google.com/dictionary – get word meanings, pronunciations and usage examples.
70. urbandictionary.com – find definitions of slangs and informal words.
71. seatguru.com – consult this site before choosing a seat for your next flight.
72. sxc.hu – download stock images absolutely free.
73. imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place.
74. wobzip.org – unzip your compressed files online.
75. vocaroo.com – record your voice with a click.
76. scribblemaps.com – create custom Google Maps easily.
77. buzzfeed.com – never miss another Internet meme or viral video.
78. alertful.com – quickly setup email reminders for important events.
79. encrypted.google.com – prevent your ISP and boss from reading your search queries.
80. formspring.me – you can ask or answer personal questions here.
81. snopes.com – find if that email offer you received is real or just another scam.
82. typingweb.com – master touch-typing with these practice sessions.
83. mailvu.com – send video emails to anyone using your web cam.
84. ge.tt – quickly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before downloading.
85. timerime.com – create timelines with audio, video and images.
86. stupeflix.com – make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.
87. aviary.com/myna – an online audio editor that lets record, and remix audio clips online.
88. noteflight.com – print music sheets, write your own music online (review).
89. disposablewebpage.com – create a temporary web page that self-destruct.
90. namemytune.com – when you need to find the name of a song.
91. homestyler.com – design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d.
92. snapask.com – use email on your phone to find sports scores, read Wikipedia, etc.
93. teuxdeux.com – a beautiful to-do app that looks like your paper dairy.
94. livestream.com – broadcast events live over the web, including your desktop screen.
95. bing.com/images – automatically find perfectly-sized wallpapers for mobiles.
96. historio.us – preserve complete web pages with all the formatting.
97. dabbleboard.com – your virtual whiteboard.
98. whisperbot.com – send an email without using your own account.
99. sumopaint.com – an excellent layer-based online image editor.
100. lovelycharts.com – create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc.
101. nutshellmail.com – Get your Facebook and Twitter streams in your inbox.


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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                       Heart Break Kid
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

WHY??





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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                       Heart Break Kid
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Happy Republic Day



 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                       Heart Break Kid
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
                .(¸.•* (¸.•*´ `*•.¸) *•.¸). 
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Monday, January 10, 2011

~ Why ratan tata's name is not on the billionares list.......?


 

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Why ratan tata's name is not on the billionares list.......? 

Here is a Real Story of Ratan Tata: 


So many people around the world want to know that "What is the Net Worth of Ratan Tata"? 

TATA Group is running 96 businesses and out of which 28 Companies are publically listed on the various stock exchanges. 
Tata Group is world's top 50 Group according to Market capitalization and Reputation. 

Have you ever thought why Ratan tata's name is not in the list of 
billionaire' s club? why Ratan Tata is not a billionaire on the Forbes magazine list of billionaire people of the world? 

The reason is that, TATA Group's 96 companies are held by its main Company "TATA Sons" and the main owner of this TATA Sons is not Ratan Tata but various charitable organizations developed and run by TATA Group. 

Out of which JRD TATA Trust & Sir Ratan Tata Trust are the main. 65% ownership of TATA Sons which is the key holding company of the other 96 TATA Group Company is held by various charitable organizations. 

So this 65% ownership ownership of Tatasons Limited is not reflected on Ratan Tata's personal Financial Statement but on the various charitable organizations. and this is the reason why Ratan Tata is not in the list of Billionaire club. 

if we put this 65% ownership of Tata Sons in Ratan TATA's own personal financial statement then Ratan Tata's Net worth can become more than $ 70 billion. and that's much more than the Warren Buffet's Current Net Worth of $ 62 billion, the world's richest person according to Forbes magazine 2008. 

However, it doesn't mean that Ratan Tata is poor. In one interviews he had told the reporter that, "I have my own Capital". He is the chairman of Tata Group so obviously he earns lots of money every year as a bonus, remuneration and salary. However, Ratan Tata's Net worth is not $ 1 Billion. 

He is not a billionaire on paper. but in reality he is the richest 
person of the world. His net worth in reality is more than Bill Gates and Warren Buffet. 

SO the good thing about Tata Group is that, They do Charity out of their Money... 

And that is the reason TATA Group has generated so much of Goodwill over last 5 generations.

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                (`*•.¸ (`*•.¸ ¸.•*´) ¸.•* )
             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
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             ..::¨`•.¸...::** **::...¸.•´¨::..
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Saturday, January 1, 2011

KNOWLEDGE IS AMUSING



 

KNOWLEDGE IS AMUSING
Dinesh Vora



[1]   FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[2]   POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3]   MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[4]   BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[5]  DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

[6]   NEWS refers to information from Four directions
        N, E, W, and S.

[7]   AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[8]   QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

[9]   JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business. 

 [10]   TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[11]   JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

[12]   Coca-Cola was originally green.

[13]   The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

[14]   The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe

[15]   The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

[16]   TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

[17]   Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!

[18]   You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[19]   It is impossible to lick your elbow.

[20]   Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[21]   It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

[22]   The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

[23]   Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

[24]   What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? 
   
Ans. - All invented by women.

[25]   A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.

[26]   A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

[27]   All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

[28]   BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

[29]   ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

[30]   In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

[31]   STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[32]   The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[33]   RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

[34]   People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 

[35]   If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. So good to bless the sneezing person

 



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I am Not the Best, but I am not like the Rest    


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