Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Can I Borrow Rs 25?













  Can I Borrow Rs   25?   
Mail By BooN

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.  

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'  

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.  

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'  

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.  
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'  

MUM: 'If you must know, I make  
    50 an hour.'  

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.  

SON: 'Mummy, may I please borrow R25?'  

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'  

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..  

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?  

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:  

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that R25.00 and she really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.  

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.  

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.  

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the R25 you asked for.'  

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.  

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.  

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.  

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.  

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.  

'Mummy, I have R50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'  

The mother was crushed. She put his arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.  


It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that R50 worth of your time with someone you love.  


If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. 
  


Please don't break this even if you only send it to one person. Thanks  

 

 








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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lateral Thinking - Try it

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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
 

Think like a wizard . . .
 

 


man 
1. ------------

 board
 
 
 




Ans. = man overboard
 


 
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

 
 



    stand 
2. ------------

   i
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
Ans. = I understand
 

 
 


OK . . .
 
 Got the drift ?
 

 
 
Let's try a few now and see
 how you fare ?
 



3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
 


 
 





Ans. = reading between the lines
 

 
 




4.   r 
         road  
        a   
 
     d
 
 
 
 





Ans. = cross road
 

 
 

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.
 

 

 
 


5.      cycle 
         cycle 
         cycle
 


 
 
 




Ans. = tricycle
 

 
 

Not easy to figure out ha!
 

 

 

 
 


        0 
6. ------------ 
        M.D.

        Ph.D.
 


 
 
 
 




Ans. = two degrees below zero
 

 

 
 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !
 

 

 
 


        knee 
7. ------------

        light
 


 
 
 
 




Ans. = neon light
 
 ( knee - on - light )
 

 
 


U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

 
 


                      ground 
8.                    ------------ ---

          feet feet feet feet feet feet
 


 
 
 
 

 
 



Ans. = six feet underground
 

 

 
 

Oh no, not again ! !
 

 

 

 
 


9.  he's X  himself
 


 
 
 




Ans. = he's by himself
 

 

 
 

Now u messing up big time.
 

 

 
 


10. ecnalg
 


 
 
 




Ans. = backward glance
 

 
 

    Not even close ! !
 

 

 
 


11. death ..... life
 


 
 
 
 




Ans. = life after death
 

 
 

Okay last chance ............ ......


12. THINK
 


 
 
 





Ans. = think big ! !
 

 

 
 


And the last one is real fundoo - - -

 
 


13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. ..
 


 





Ans. =  long time no 'C'
 
( see )    



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Monday, November 8, 2010

22 Reasons To Go Vegetarian



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22 Reasons To Go Vegetarian

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Vegetarian food is easy to digest

 

Consider making this healthy choice as one of your new year's resolutions. ..
Stacks of studies confirm that a diet full of fresh fruits and vegetables and grains is your best bet for living a longer, healthier and more enjoyable life. There are literally hundreds of great reasons to switch to a plant-based diet; here are 22 of the best:

 

1 You'll live a lot longer.
Vegetarians live about seven years longer, and vegans (who eat no animal products) about 15 years longer than meat eaters, according to a study from Loma Linda University. These findings are backed up by the China Health Project (the largest population study on diet and health to date), which found that Chinese people who eat the least amount of fat and animal products have the lowest risks of cancer, heart attack and other chronic degenerative diseases.

 

2 You'll save your heart. Cardiovascular disease is still the
Number one killer in the United States, and the standard American diet (SAD) that's laden with saturated fat and cholesterol from meat and dairy is largely to blame. Plus, produce contains no saturated fat or cholesterol. Incidentally, cholesterol levels for vegetarians are 14 percent lower than meat eaters.

 

3 You can put more money in your mutual fund.
Replacing meat, chicken and fish with vegetables and fruits is estimated to cut food bills.

 

4 You'll reduce your risk of cancer.
Studies done at the German Cancer Research Center in Heidelberg suggest that this is because vegetarians' immune systems are more effective in killing off tumour cells than meat eaters'. Studies have also found a plantbased diet helps protect against prostate, colon and skin cancers.

 

5 You'll add color to your plate.
Meat, chicken and fish tend to come in boring shades of brown and beige, but fruits and vegetables come in all colours of the rainbow. Diseasefighting phytochemicals are responsible for giving produce their rich, varied hues. So cooking by colour is a good way to ensure you re eating a variety of naturally occurring substances that boost immunity and prevent a range of illnesses.

 

6 You'll fit into your old jeans.
On average, vegetarians are slimmer than meat eaters, and when we diet, we keep the weight off up to seven years longer. That's because diets that are higher in vegetable proteins are much lower in fat and calories than the SAD. Vegetarians are also less likely to fall victim to weight-related disorders like heart disease, stroke and diabetes.

 

7 You'll give your body a spring cleaning.
Giving up meat helps purge the body of toxins (pesticides, environmental pollutants, preservatives) that overload our systems and cause illness. When people begin formal detoxification programs, their first step is to replace meats and dairy products with fruits and vegetables and juices.

 

8 You'll make a strong political statement.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to finish a delicious meal, knowing that no beings have suffered to make it..

 

9 Your meals will taste delicious.
Vegetables are endlessly interesting to cook and a joy to eat. It's an ever-changing parade of flavours and colors and textures and tastes.

 

10 You'll help reduce waste and air pollution.
Livestock farms creates phenomenal amounts of waste. The tons of manure, a substance that's rated by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) as a top pollutants. And that's not even counting the methane gas released by goats, pigs and poultry (which contributes to the greenhouse effect); the ammonia gases from urine; poison gases that emanate from manure lagoons; toxic chemicals from pesticides; and exhaust from farm equipment used to raise feed for animals.

 

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11 Your bones will last longer.
The average bone loss for a vegetarian woman at age 65 is 18 percent; for non-vegetarian women, it's double that. Researchers attribute this to the consumption of excess protein. Excess protein interferes with the absorption and retention of calcium and actually prompts the body to excrete calcium, laying the ground for the brittle bone disease osteoporosis. Animal proteins, including milk, make the blood acidic, and to balance that condition, the body pulls calcium from bones. So rather than rely on milk for calcium, vegetarians turn to dark green leafy vegetables, such as broccoli and legumes, which, calorie for calorie, are superior sources.

 

12 You'll help reduce famine.
It takes 15 pounds of feed to get one pound of meat. But if the grain were given directly to people, there'd be enough food to feed the entire planet. In addition, using land for animal agriculture is inefficient in terms of maximizing food production. According to the journal Soil and Water, one acre of land could produce 50,000 pounds of tomatoes, 40,000 pounds of potatoes, 30,000 pounds of carrots or just 250 pounds of beef.

 

13 You'll avoid toxic chemicals.
The EPA estimates that nearly 95 per cent of pesticide residue in our diet comes from meat, fish and dairy products. Fish, in particular, contain carcinogens (PCBs, DDT) and heavy metals (mercury, arsenic; lead, cadmium) that cannot be removed through cooking or freezing. Meat and dairy products are also laced with steroids and hormones.

 

14 You'll protect yourself from foodborne illnesses.
According to the Center for Science in the Public Interest in the US, which has stringent food standards, 25 per cent of all chicken sold in the United States carries salmonella bacteria and, the CDC estimates, 70 percent to 90 percent of chickens contain the bacteria campy-lobacter (some strains of which are antibiotic-resistan t), approximately 5 percent of cows carry the lethal strain of E. coli O157:H7 (which causes virulent diseases and death), and 30 percent of pigs slaughtered each year for food are infected with toxoplasmosis (caused by parasites).

 

15 You may get rid of your back problems.
Back pain appears to begin, not in the back, but in the arteries. The degeneration of discs, for instance, which leads to nerves being pinched, starts with the arteries leading to the back. Eating a plant-based diet keeps these arteries clear of cholesterol- causing blockages to help maintain a healthy back.

 

16 You'll be more 'regular.'
Eating a lot of vegetables necessarily means consuming fiber, which pushes waste out of the body. Meat contains no fibre. Studies done at Harvard and Brigham Women's Hospital found that people who ate a high-fiber diet had a 42 percent lower risk of diverticulitis. People who eat lower on the food chain also tend to have fewer incidences of constipation, hemorrhoids and spastic colon.

 

17 You'll cool those hot flashes.
Plants, grains and legumes contain phytoestrogens that are believed to balance fluctuating hormones, so vegetarian women tend to go through menopause with fewer complaints of sleep problems, hot flashes, fatigue, mood swings, weight gain, depression and a diminished sex drive.

 

18 You'll help to bring down the national debt.
We spend large amounts annually to treat the heart disease, cancer, obesity, and food poisoning that are byproducts of a diet heavy on animal products.

 

19 You'll preserve our fish population.
Because of our voracious appetite for fish, 39 per cent of the oceans' fish species are overharvested, and the Food & Agriculture Organization reports that 11 of 15 of the world's major fishing grounds have become depleted.

 

20 You'll help protect the purity of water.
It takes 2,500 gallons of water to produce one pound of mutton, but just 25 gallons of water to produce a pound of wheat. Not only is this wasteful, but it contributes to rampant water pollution.

 

21 You'll provide a great role model for your kids.
If you set a good example and feed your children good food, chances are they'll live a longer and healthier life. You're also providing a market for vegetarian products and making it more likely that they'll be available for the children.

 

22 Going vegetarian is easy!
Vegetarian cooking has never been so simple. We live in a country that has been vegetarian by default. Our traditional dishes are loaded with the goodness of vegetarian food. Switching over it very simple indeed.

 

 




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pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com
"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"

 
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Vintage Cars...!!!!!


 


Vintage Cars...!!!!!























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Sunday, November 7, 2010

ttt

Select six different places where you can make
love. Assign each place a number from 1 to 6, and
roll a die for your selection. These should be previously
unexplored places in the home, such as
on top of the washing machine or under the bed..


Dress up like a waiter/waitress and tease each other
while serving a favorite meal


Pass an ice cube from mouth to mouth. The first
to drop it has to perform any sexual act the winner
wishes

Have your man use his penis to stir your drink, then
place it in your mouth so you don't waste a drop.

Time how long it takes to undress your lover using
just your teeth and mouth. Then let your partner
undress you the same way. Whoever's fastest wins a
sexual favor of their choice

Toss a coin to see who takes the dominant position.


Select six different places where you can make
love. Assign each place a number from 1 to 6, and
roll a die for your selection. These should be previously
unexplored places in the home, such as
on top of the washing machine or under the bed.


Circle days on the calendar when you "have to"
make love. No excuses.


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Beautiful Msg. For Friends...!!!!!


 


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