Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Leave Applications :)





 
See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )


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Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'
(Dial 100, Guys! J )

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'

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An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'
 
(Excuse me, Are you a president/prime minister??? )

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'

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Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'

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Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.'

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Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.
(where are others ?? he he he he J )

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Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'

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A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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I like to walk in Rain, Bcoz No One Can See My Tears

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