RAJNI THE GREAT

1. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way. He kicked high in sky and now it is so called .The MOON

2. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone.. Now that stone is known as SRI LANKA

3. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...But Einstein died after watching
that...bcoz.. LIGHT came second...

4.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race...... Don't even try to guess wat happened Rajinikant won d race
on neutral gear!

5. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

6. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was..BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...

7. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is
broom... 2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...

8. Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for the movie "mission impossible" but he refused as he found the title
insulting

9. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?

10. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"
thats rajini mindit
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11. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back...That was the last time anyone saw
Dinosaurs
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12. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

13. An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla ... : D

14. as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.Guinness Book Of World
Records

15. once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell....today that kid is known as
inspector Daya.

16. Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth into his PC... Guess wot... His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

17. Intel's new tag line for its processors "Rajnikanth Inside"

18. Rajnikant's school time homework is now known as wikipedia

19. Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding................While walking

20. Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants.. We all
know who won

21. Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from which angle.

22. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '.Emran Hashmi'

23. Rajnikant can make two parallel lines. Intersect each other.

24. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look left and right before moving.

25. After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.

26. Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemort calls him as "u know who"

27. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...

28. Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.

29. Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!

30. Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....

31. Rajnikanth knows ... Who let the dogs out !!! 

32. Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test... The rough sheet he used is known as ... OXFORD DICTIONARY !! 

33. Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in ...TOM and JERRY !! 

34. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, Britishers would have fought to get independence from India !! 

35. The ultimate RAJNI fact : Even GHAJINI remebers RAJNI !!!!!Rajni Rox !!! 

36. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards. Yes RAT paper.... Rajnikant Aptitude
Test !!! 

37. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack... His heart lost..

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